There’s a rumor circulating that the Republican Party has a Communications Director by the name of “Sean Spicer”.
Sean Spicer, the communications director for the Republican National Committee (RNC), said conservative talk radio host Mark Levin should ask 2016 Republican presidential candidates questions in debates during the next election cycle… [he said,] “the people who are out there talking to grassroots” should be asking Republican presidential candidates questions in the debates…
“Mark Levin should ask the questions,” Spicer declared…
…He urged listeners to follow him and send him feedback and ideas on twitter to him (@SeanSpicer) and Priebus (@Reince).
Spicer said he could not emphasize how even the simplest suggestion can be adopted and help make the RNC better and more receptive to the concerns that grassroots conservatives, bloggers, and activists have…
I had the idea of interviewing Mr. Spicer concerning his offer to Levin — which the famed author, attorney and radio host has formally accepted — but contacting the “Communications” director has proven more difficult than interviewing Jimmy Hoffa.
Tweeting @SeanSpicer hasn’t worked thus far.
Nor has emailing every permutation of email address I can think of, including — but not limited to:
• email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com;
• firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org;
All of which were returned as undeliverable.
It would seem that the Republican Party’s “Communications Director” is in the Witness Protection Program.
He’s harder to get a hold of than Howard Hughes.
All of which seems appropriate for a GOP that is more out of touch with its conservative base than Michael Moore with his toes.
Hat tip: Mark Levin.