I don’t know where these photos came from (they were emailed to me without attribution), but my guess is they don’t do what they’re supposed to do. That is, if the intent was to strike fear into the hearts of imperialistic running-dog lackeys otherwise known as Americans.
“So if you hit the asteroid with one of your missiles, it breaks apart like this.”
“I’ll be damned! It is David Hasselhoff!”
“Hey, schmucks: does the lack of tread-marks anywhere on this field mean what I think it does?”
“So I sang, ‘Stop — in the name of love’, and then I shot her for calling me husky.”
“Pssst. Who’s gonna tell fattie he needs to sit in the middle?”
“Really? Really? Rodman stole my nets and left a dump on the court?”
“This way to our heavily fortified sand-fort, Dear Leader!”
“A stainless steel AK-47 with collapsible stock? Chuck Schumer just wet his pants!”
“Your excellency, your drool is interfering with the operation of the sensor.”
“Damn, good work, Lester. I didn’t know there were five overstuffed babes left in the DPRK!”
“Sarah Palin was right. I really can see Russia from here.”
“It’s called Viagra, can you believe it?”
“Seriously, after I took the blue pill it was like this long.”
“Does it bother any of you that I’m literally twice as fat as anyone here?Because it’s not that I eat anything I want, it’s just that I’m big-boned.”
“So long, and thanks for all the fish!”
Doug Ross @ Journal
Chris Wysocki just burned his nostrils (hat tip: Papa B).
As part of my morning routine I check a few news sites for blog fodder: NJ.com, Fox, and Yahoo News being the usual suspects. And Bingo! Yahoo gets today’s prize. It’s a doozy, too. Top of their page, more important than Benghazi-gate (buried at the bottom), but below Donald Trump’s latest idiocy:
Fauxcahontas! For President! Because one lying crapweasel in the White House wasn’t enough!
Obama hasn’t even lost yet. And Lie-awatha hasn’t defeated Scott Brown, let alone served a day in the U.S. Senate. But hey, a girl who exploits affirmative action for fun and profit can dream, right?
Thanks fans of Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Crockagawea Lie-awatha Warren, you made me snort coffee out of my nose this morning!
Uhm, media schmucks: here’s a news flash. Elizabeth Warren has about as much chance of serving as President as Kim Kardashian has of being named the next Pope.
Doug Ross @ Journal