North Korean Deklaration of Konflict Kaption Kontest

North Korea announced Saturday that it has entered a state of war against South Korea. In a special statement, the North said it will deal with every inter-Korean issue in a wartime manner.

Therefore Zero Hedge is running the obligatory caption contest with this gem:


The best captions thus far?

• “…and the last nuke is for Florida Gulf Coast University for busting my NCAA bracket.”
• “Why would I want billions, when I can have millions? How do you spell ‘War’?”
• “For the love of God, where’s Rodman?”

• “Anyone notice the iMac on his desk!? Long live Jobs!”
• “…and clam chowder, and a large bowl of chili con carne, and a side order of bacon, with sour cream, and cream-filled doughnuts, ice cream with marshmallow topping, and chocolate syrup, and…”
• “Wasn’t he the guy that made that Gangnam Style video?”

• “Dear Un, if you are going to take a shot, aim at the District of Criminals.”
• “Hory shit! According to my carcurations, I rost fucking errything in Cyprus! Damn you, Deeser-broom!!! Damn you straight to herr!!!”
• Is that a Bic pen he is using to plot the overthrow of western civilization?

• “Dear Pen Pal, I was so happy to get your letter. I have just returned home from a trip to threaten the world powers. I am 30 years old and have worked really hard to destabilize the region. It has been very difficult to carry on ever since my father died…”
• “Dear Steve, My dogs and I were working on this new nuke project plan, but every time I try the save on iCloud, I get ‘Server not found – check your internet connection’. What is going on? Also what is this yellow cable for? Un”

• “Hmmm… So I can save money if I use FedEx”
• “It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.”
• “Let’s see … they have three longbowmen to my two horse archers. They get additional strength for city defense. I’m going to need the war elephants.”

Related: Don’t miss The 15 Funniest Staged Kim Jong-un Military Photos.

Doug Ross @ Journal